Sir Malcovich Numbnuts The Third
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art

United States

Howdy! If you're an old watcher stalking me here, that's great. If you're a random stranger, stick around. I have a long story, but at least it's somewhat interesting.

Oh yes, and these are my nutty friends(or some of them):

Rikki Tikki Tavvi. She first introduced me to these nutballs besides Thyst and Luna, so I owe three years of laughing and friendship to her.

^ That chick's squeeze and a cute little pixeler.

Bees on fire with microneko knights of death and adorableness!

Little cutie patoots and one of my first friends in the magical world of the internet.

Close second with Thyst on how wacky she is. Holder of award for most convoluted and confusing plots, mainly because she has no control over her versatile if small army of characters!

Holder of the longest post record, and the oldest in our group, though the youngest in terms of 'membership'. Haven't seen Kat for a while, though.

Making a comic! Go check it out, bro.

The forger of the group except Luna, rarely around but still awesome!

About Myself:

First of all, obviously, I am an artist. I never got a good professional art class, so I've been teaching myself for four years now, and have improved tremendously since I started. My style is a mutt between realism and Western cartoons. I have started to get my feet wet in shading, but my god, if I don't know crap about how lighting/shadows work.

I am very easily influenced, but that does not mean that I'll believe anything you say. I have an excellent BS detector and I WILL get on your case if you bring conflict I don't approve of or start hassling my watchers, spamming my page with chain mail, etc.

Commissions: OPEN

Prices:

With Background (that is, a background that will take me longer than a few minutes):

Linework only: 25 points

Flat color: 40 points

Shaded Grayscale: 40 points

Shaded with Color: 60 points


Without Background (or with a simple background that only takes about five minutes)

Linework only: 15 points

Flat color: 25 points

Shaded Grayscale: 25 points

Shaded with Color: 40 points


'Squig Chibs'

One Character (Flat colors only): 10 points

+5 points for every additional character

TRADE POLICIES:

I won't take more than two at a time for now because I'm awfully busy, but I am accepting trades from anyone. Strangers do get a little restricted, but if you're polite about asking, I'll see what I can do. I love courtesy.