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This is where I keep my crap. Enjoy my mediocre grasp of art in general.

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Behold the mythical beings and scaly monsters that lie herein. Try not to get eaten, because that would be really crappy. Oh that was bad.
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Sir Malcovich Numbnuts The Third
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
Howdy! If you're an old watcher stalking me here, that's great. If you're a random stranger, stick around. I have a long story, but at least it's somewhat interesting.

Oh yes, and these are my nutty friends(or some of them):

:iconteekyo: Rikki Tikki Tavvi. She first introduced me to these nutballs besides Luna, so I owe three years of laughing and friendship to her.

:iconasylumchicka: ^ That chick's squeeze and a cute little pixeler.

:iconnnystyxx: Bees on fire with microneko knights of death and adorableness!

:icongenericanimeartist: Awesome conceptualist, artist, and master of horrorterrors.

:iconkatseme: Holder of the longest post record, and the oldest in our group, though the youngest in terms of 'membership'.

:iconlunafex: Making a comic! Go check it out, bro.

:iconskullythedemon: The forger of the group except Luna, rarely around but still awesome!

About Myself:

First of all, obviously, I am an artist. I never got a good professional art class, so I've been teaching myself for four years now, and have improved tremendously since I started. My style is a mutt between realism and Western cartoons. I have started to get my feet wet in shading, but my god, if I don't know crap about how lighting/shadows work.

I am very easily influenced, but that does not mean that I'll believe anything you say. I have an excellent BS detector and I WILL get on your case if you bring conflict I don't approve of or start hassling my watchers, spamming my page with chain mail, etc.

Commissions: OPEN


With Background (that is, a background that will take me longer than a few minutes):

Linework only: 25 points

Flat color: 40 points

Shaded Grayscale: 40 points

Shaded with Color: 60 points

Without Background (or with a simple background that only takes about five minutes)

Linework only: 15 points

Flat color: 25 points

Shaded Grayscale: 25 points

Shaded with Color: 40 points

'Squig Chibs'

One Character (Flat colors only): 10 points

+5 points for every additional character


I won't take more than two at a time for now because I'm awfully busy, but I am accepting trades from anyone. Strangers do get a little restricted, but if you're polite about asking, I'll see what I can do. I love courtesy.

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PoisonLuigi Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i return
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Angel-Rki Jan 29, 2014  Student General Artist
your such an amazing artist i envy you for being able to do art on computers. i'm the more typical pencil and paper type of person. when i went through your gallery and clicked on the "ask the snake" i couldn't stop laughing. you have such a great sense of humor! i love it! x3 (sorry for so much typing xP)
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Is it possible that I can commission a squig chibi?
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Zelbunnii Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the favs ^^
Y'know, you can watch me if you like my stuff so much :giggle:
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Incursu Jul 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Could I commission you for a squig chibi?
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Retro-Head Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you do ATs, RQs, or Commissions?
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Cheers for the fave, back in the days :granny:
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Prince-Marusu Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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KarraWolfOfInsanity Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happeh Birthday!
Have a doodle ouo


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TheToontownFreak Jul 2, 2013
hapikl birthdaying of days
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olgatarta Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks alot for the fav!! ^^
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Amenarae Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You have been tagged~
hey luffy do you want to do an art trade mauybe.
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JustBeFantastic Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heey! I just came across your page AND I have a question to ask yaa!

Would you be willing to vote for me? Its an art competition, and its national! it would mean SO much if you did!

here is the link: [link]

All you have to do is log in, click terms and agreements, go back to my drawing (it should be in the most votes section) and theen click VOTE!

Thank you SOO much if you do! i would really appreciate it hehe !

Have a good day dear!
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Katseme Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Doode. :I
How do I sign up for a Commission?
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Caerban Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: on my dragons' teeth!
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Amenarae Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(Note: I'm not sending you this because I do chain letters; 'cause I don't like them. I'm sending this to you as a reminder of how awesome you are and that you have made me smile~ You can ignore everything in the post after this...)


Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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PoisonLuigi Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
do you mind if i advertise you
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Mugi-girl Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the watch! ^^
cheers for the fav!! :)
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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IlikeFlaaffy Jan 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
So this is your DA account, Captainmunpants! (Coughs-ThisIsChopperMun-Coughs)
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